i could do with some lolz today. here’s my favourite:

what did the 0 say to the 8?

nice belt.

This thread.

Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetables in the microwave??

Getting the ********** to fit.

What’s grey?

A melted penguin.

What do you give a deaf, dumb, blind kid for christmas?


Soz, this is going to turn pear shaped real quick.