Mechanical doping found!

I’m in the dark re:Toucan, happy to be illuminated please.

http://www.fixed.org.au/forums/showthread.php?t=36696&p=640865&viewfull=1#post640865

wake up sheeple

Ahh, thought it was parrots they stole not toucans.

Moving on.

Yeah it was, accuracy isn’t HMCs strong point.

Parakeets, Mediums.

Who needs accuracy when we have art, pure and transcendental art.

I just googled expensive bird and selected the most amusing one. If we’re being picky wigdog doesn’t race for sky anymore, and cancellera isn’t as handsome, but I don’t lower myself to earthly concerns.

If UCI says ‘parrot’ then quite likely to be Toucan.

Swuzzle dog knows

Just while we’re whinging, please use the pluperfect “they had stolen” rather than the imperfect “they stole” during future discussions of avian theft.

This is true, and this incident caused me to realise that I like riding and I sometimes like bicycles, but I do not like cycling.

Superb

I guess you’re saying they’re pair a cheats

FML beaten at my own lulz. Superior humour, superior Photoshopping. I’m finished.

Truth. No interest in professional cycling.

I haven’t watched a full match of any sport in about 10 years. Even then, I only see highlight clips on random occasions.
I don’t get the point. Every game looks the same to me. It’s like Home and Away: you could show me something from 5 years ago, and tell me it was recent and I wouldn’t know the difference

Great analogy.

i dont think rhys was competing, think of it more of a homage.

the world is a better place with both of your doing your thing…