Most disturbing link I've come across for a while...

Taken from here (no I didn’t go looking for it):

Exceptions to the law in the name of religion… God Bless America!

That fucking ROCKS!!!

I hope they have a 2 for 1 deal or a ‘Tight Arse Tuesdays’ arrangement.

Some of the testimonials are pure gold, my personal fave:

“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!"

hahahahaha…I’s got me rid of a moody bitch and gots me a swim’n pooool, yeehar!!!

Or this

“At first we were worried that Janine was too young to get married, but then her new husband bought her a house and a car and jewelry and the money we got let us buy a house for ourselves. Getting out of the trailer park at our age was the best thing that ever happened to us, and it’s all thanks to Marry Our Daughter!”

Masybe we can arrange a ‘’ group buy?

HAHAHA you can imagine the testimonials? Your service enabled our group to all get custom 3Rensho’s with Grand Mighty cranks, polished Phils with gleaming Deep V’s and Nitto 123’s on 3TTT stems, all thanks to the brides parents cause the so wanted in to our group, thanks Marry Our Daughter, thanks. Oh yeah and the daughter’s a good cook too

Some people just need to be slapped and slapped hard.

I suppose that’s what you get for reading Farkin :smiley:

is this thing legit?!?!
i always thought selling off your daughter in marriage would be illegal by now. especialy at how young they are

Nicely done hoax. reminds me of Adult Sheep Finder

That’s even better, thanks! :smiley:


I am getting some funny looks at work :smiley: I should send this to my NZ colleagues :wink: