Post some of yours; my favourite at the moment is from Kung Fu:
Close your eyes. What do you hear?
I hear the water, I hear the birds.
Do you hear your own heartbeat?
No.
Do you hear the grasshopper that is at your feet?
Old man, how is it that you hear these things?
Young man, how is it that you do not?
I use this one a lot (pick the movie):
“Truly, you have a dizzying intellect”
Others I will surely remember as we move along through this mortal plane.
I smell rodents of unusual size.
Fortunately I’ve spent the last several years building up an immunity to iocaine powder.
well done, try this one:
“Say, any of you boys smithies? Or, if not smithies per se, were you otherwise trained in the metallurgic arts before straitened circumstances forced you into a life of aimless wanderin?”
“Pete, it’s a fool who looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart”
Ok, this is from a kids movie, all exclaimed in a very desperate and pouty voice:
“All you have to do,
is
say
my
name!”
in the Big Rock Candy mountain, the cops have wooden legs…
Odysseus? 
Toy Story? Sheesh.
The real classic quote:
“I’m too old for this shit!”
Toy Story? Sheesh.[/quote]
Wrong answer. It’s from The Neverending Story, at the end where Bastian has to name that little minx (Moonchild) to save Fantasia.
Ok, so I have a thing for trashy old films.
How about:
“I heard that you are feeling ill,
headaches, fever and a chill,
I came to help restore your pluck,
because I’m the nurse who likes to…”
These ‘name the whatever’ contests are pointless since Google showed up.
BTW, it’s Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, but I didn’t actually know that.
" Do you have any idea how fuck*ng busy I am?!?!?!?!"
Kim Jong Il in Team America: World Police
This year marks the 20th anniversary of Ferris Bueller’s day off. Do you have any fuck*ng idea how old I feel?
A.S.
Here’s and easy one…
You can be my wingman any time.
Bullshit! You can be mine.
"If you don’t want to be counting, the fingers you dont have, I suggest you find those guns’…
Classic…Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.
I use this one a lot - top gun.