Need to LOL? Here they are.

Time to bring the humour up a notch.

Socrates: Define, for me, a punch line.
Hippias: A punch line is at the end of a joke.
Socrates: Is it a punch line simply by virtue of being at the end of said joke?
Hippias: No, it must be an unexpected statement.
Socrates: Ah, but if you know that the punch line is about to arrive, how can it be unexpected?
Hippias: True. Therefore, there can be no punch line to any joke, for such a punch line is always to be expected.
Socrates: Exactly. Last night the exact same logical conclusion was told to me by your mother, while we had intercourse.

BOOM!

Russianā€™s donā€™t fuck around when it comes to philosophers.
Russian man shot in quarrel over Immanuel Kant

andā€¦

Comedy gold.
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I was in Glasgow when that happened, it was on my bday. mate had been through that spot 15mins before they drove the jeep into the airport.

billy Connolly though, what a fkn legend, I was fkn howlin at the subtitles bit.

Glasgow - ā€œDonā€™t come here. Or weā€™ll set about yeā€.

Actual Finnish sayings and phrases translated into English.
Sananlaskuja englanniksi - hauskat kuvat - Naurunappula
ā€˜there are many means, said the woman, as she wiped the table with the catā€™

well I know what Iā€™m getting brenno for Xmas.

ā€œConsume Iron, defecate chainā€

Gold!

thatā€™s fucken gross.

Fairy light barbedwire. Genius.

God, I love a good parody

that is high quality

Chris Froome Looking at Stems

#stemenvy
lol

Ainā€™t nothing to fuck with.

hahahaha ntbd