Need to LOL? Here they are.

Time to bring the humour up a notch.

Socrates: Define, for me, a punch line.
Hippias: A punch line is at the end of a joke.
Socrates: Is it a punch line simply by virtue of being at the end of said joke?
Hippias: No, it must be an unexpected statement.
Socrates: Ah, but if you know that the punch line is about to arrive, how can it be unexpected?
Hippias: True. Therefore, there can be no punch line to any joke, for such a punch line is always to be expected.
Socrates: Exactly. Last night the exact same logical conclusion was told to me by your mother, while we had intercourse.

BOOM!

Russian’s don’t fuck around when it comes to philosophers.
Russian man shot in quarrel over Immanuel Kant

and…

Comedy gold.
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I was in Glasgow when that happened, it was on my bday. mate had been through that spot 15mins before they drove the jeep into the airport.

billy Connolly though, what a fkn legend, I was fkn howlin at the subtitles bit.

Glasgow - ā€œDon’t come here. Or we’ll set about yeā€.

Actual Finnish sayings and phrases translated into English.
Sananlaskuja englanniksi - hauskat kuvat - Naurunappula
ā€˜there are many means, said the woman, as she wiped the table with the cat’

well I know what I’m getting brenno for Xmas.

ā€œConsume Iron, defecate chainā€

Gold!

that’s fucken gross.

Fairy light barbedwire. Genius.

God, I love a good parody

that is high quality

Chris Froome Looking at Stems

#stemenvy
lol

Ain’t nothing to fuck with.

hahahaha ntbd