TC: I had this thread title in my head before I opened the article and saw that it was also called P-C. SO ZEN!)
Outside mag usually has better articles than this dreck.
The elephant in the fixie room is that riding a track bike is not that hard. Why did all the couriers get cross when joe Fred started riding one? Because the secret was out! Nobr Akers looks cool and is relatively easy with a bit of practise.
The Onion-ification of actual publications continues apace.
It’s that bit that that brings a few unstuck.