Yo, shit’s going down in the next few months, flyers to come, but here’s a write up from none other then young tiprat chook Teagan herself.
gitcha mangy maggot cat weasel dog tiprat hoodrat gutterkitten selves down round 7pm to register slash throw your hard earned money at MDMA to use gratuitously at a later date
race will start at 8 SHARP i mean SHARP ok so if youre not registered and ready to boot at 7:59 then you win FIRST LOSER which ill write on your face… when youre not looking and noone will ever sleep with you ever again ever ever in the history of the universe.
ENTRY FEE (revised yo…) is TEN BUX for each courier cup race (there are a total of 3, and this is the FIRST one of these 3)
>>> OR <<<
TWENTY BUX for entry to ALL THREE RACES. (cheaper, see what happened there, omg like wow) The second will have you with your pants round your ankles sometime in OCTOBER, and the final race will happen in NOVEMBER. There will be a points tally over the three races, the overall winner of which will score some mighty-freakin-fiiiiiiiiine prizes, so its worth the entry fee not only cos lets face it this is a fundraiser and secondly because Iv already got so many prizes piling up on my doorstep youd have to work pretty hard NOT to win anything.
There will be prizes of varying calibre depending on how much effort i put into getting shit together however i can guarantee schwag, beer, beats, babes and shit weather so as if you’re not gonna come and throw your heart soul and wallet into this prestigious event, plus it ends at the Pea Bee so its really just a detour on your way to the pub.
also i need a couple checkpointers hit me up if you can mmmkay
yewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
tea
PS. SPONSORS THUS FAR: SKIN GROWS BACK! PONY BIKES! ST CLOUD! KNOG! HUMAN POWERED CYCLES! meowdie fuckin meow!
CRUMPLER, GEAR BRISBANE
FLYERS UP!
And full list of sponsors on the way so stay tuned
As Pip said this is a three race thing and we’ve got heeeeeeaps of swag to give away already
so get down, bring ya race face and ya party pants!
gunna be huge!
didnt see them there… or at least didnt get handed a flyer. he looked very wary approaching the large but seemingly friendly group. to be fair none of us had an aerospoke like him.
and seriously do i have to have ‘hipster’ next to my name on this forum? can one of you gentlemen with the interwebby powers at least change it to hoodrat or something? or nothing? its instigating negative emotional/social/existential/hyper-mental repercussions in my cyber-soul. sheesh.
haha, fair call brendan, sorry, well in that case how bout you put me down as ‘verbal AK47’ so the general populace is warned not to illicit a response from me lest they bear the inevitable consequences of WORD VOMITTTTT.
dylan thats the best title on the whole forum in my opinion, go forth and conquer armed with legwarmers, a leotard and the macerina. dunno if thats how you spell it but you know what i mean.
