Random stuff

Have seen, did lol.

Oh and before I forget. Now that it’s the law to leave a metre when passing the cyclist, apparently there is to be a blitz on bikes not having bells. And they will be targeting stop signs - in particular the one on the river loop next to the castle under construction.

Does a track stand constitute a stop? Does one foot need to be on the ground? Do both feet need to on the ground?

rock up to stopsign/lights, do backwards circle, then wheelie through intersection.

FKNLOL. I can attest to this. The best was on Fri/Sat nights in Northbridge when all the cashed up mining dickheads would head out to pubs and then beat each other up with Bricks.

just a stop will cover it i think, it’s not like you gotta take your feet off the pedals in the car

They pulled over hell ride a couple of weeks ago and checked every one for bells and helmet stickers

ughh, next they’ll be checking for brakes on my fixxay, ITS NOT DRILLED BRAH!

Having a bell is awesome. It serves no purpose when navigating iPod zombies but is great fun to use instead of an ‘on your right’ when passing Freds.

Aslong as we keep it all fair and start checking for legal tread depth on pedestrians shoes I’m cool.

OI! WTF IS WITH FULLY KITTED DUDES ON ROADIES AND NO HELMET THIS WEEK??? Seriously, I’ve seen three guys in three days living the dream on steel with no lids - one had backwards team cap with the bill flipped up so he is legit “out of fucking control” awesome. Anyone else noticed this??

for downforce, brah!

Gold

Used to see an old boy on a Tomassini with Shamal’s riding around in Perth like this all the time.

Every single time he’d be off the front of the bunch he’s with looking back and yelling at them. Hell man.

Old mate in full RadioShack Leopard kit?

I’ve spotted this bloke several times between West End and Hawthorne this year… Living the dream everytime.

I just drive these days - less chance of being pulled over than if I’m on the bike. At least in my cars the #plate recognition flags me as no demerit points for over 15 years plus a few more big brother ticks.

Kence I miss you guys
Haven’t seen a bike for two weeks
Haven’t had a day off for even longer
My legs are so hairy
I jus wanna cone home already!

Found the plane yet? No…

Well better keep trying then kent.

You guys should have called Courtney.

You find the plane and we’ll shave your legs, give you a ride, and a cone.

didn’t captain tone tell everyone we knew where it was? nice on tuone