Also if you ride track you will end up looking like this
Always to the left 
hahahah
Hahahahah, Nice one. I know that feeling all too well.
The other one is being a spectator in the middle and spinning like a top to watch the race.
Is it possible to do track racing without further enlarging my already gratuitous man-thighs?
HAROOOOH!!
Sean Eadie says you have pesky girl thighs, and you should man the fuck up 
The aerodynamics thing is incorrect anyway (refer Mr Burrows). Perhaps because you don’t often scrape your chin on the boards…
He does it caused he’d get a rub down after every race, and getting a massage with hairy legs hurts like crazy.
As for the beard? Thats so he looks like a pirate so he can pull busty wenches.
-Garth
Now they are some legs!!!
Eadie is the best, i remember watching him race when i was younger and he really inspired me to get in to riding, espepically track. So much POWER!