That’s the Gene Genie you met indeed.
In that case, I have to say Gene’s customer service is much better than Haas’.
Gene is vegetarian. Haas only eats veal.
Gene, like me, is from Western Australia.
gene can be heard from outer space, even when whispering.
he also says amazing things like OH MY DUDE
He’s outrageous, he screams and he bawls.
and “Bro”
Gene is very mild mannered. He didn’t crack it when Dan tried to light his phone on fire, then poured red wine on it, stuck it in some girls pocket, and then dropped it in a pint of beer. Duuuuuuuuuuude.
Gene can grow the best edwardian moustache ever - and look good in it.
Hollywood used Gene’s devasting good locks and follicle management as a guide for Hugh Jackmans portrayal of wolverine in X-men.
they also copied my arms…
gene doesn’t date a ballarina.
oh, wait…
i have heard mentions that Gene bears more then a passing resemblance to ryan gosling
my housemate looks exactly like ryan gosling. Even I’m kinda falling for him.
gene looks good in yellow and white…
Today is Gene’s birthday. It is not Nathan Haas’.
Gene is the ginger beer master.
Man, have you seen that guy drink ginger beer. Whoa!
He doesn’t even brew the stuff, he just drinks a fuckload of it!