Riding shorts (not nics) recommendations please

We love talkin bout shorts.

Cactus are still going strong here, not the best on a real hot day though and I reckon I am going to wear them out in less than ten years.
Cactus making shirts now, btw… and they look awesome. Especially the smocky one.

Becuase Im a fat c*nt I bought the two remianing 34" shorts from Creux.
On sale and two pair for $118 free delivery.

^ Well played.

Oh great, now I’m considered fat because I wear 34"? I’m just big boned…