Ryan gosling is in town.

This is not a drill.

TC I didn’t know who Ryan Gosling is and a quick scan of IMDB reveals I’ve never seen a movie he’s been in.

But he’s in Logan’s Run and this was one of my more favourite 70s movies.

That would have looked better in caps.

Which would mean that you’ve never seen The Notebook, which would mean that you were born without a heart, which would mean, you’re a zombie?

And looking to start the zombie apocalypse, once RG has left the country.

what, today? then you’ve got two weeks off anyway!

correct. and now i know how i’m going to spend them.

BB - “Hey Ryan. Hey Ryan. Ryan. Hey Ryan. Hey Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Hey Ryan.”

RG - “WHAT, Brendan!?”

BB - “What are you doing?”

RG - “Eating breakfast.”

BB - sssswwwwoooooooonnnnnnnn.

in this scenario you’re pretending that when i say ryan i’m talking about you, aren’t you.

his name’s ian! durrrrr

Yes :’(

TC. Haven’t seen a bad Ryan Gosling movie.

have you seen blue valentine?

i didn’t finish it, thought it was shit. maybe i’m missing something.

a deep affinity for Ryan Gosling?

hot.