Deep fried anything
Has to be maize. Rice & pasta are carbs. If an Irish company releases parts, they’ll be potatoes.
french?
And if the Colombians come out with anything, tapioca.
uh-uh … arroz con frijoles (rice and beans), empanada’s, yucca, arepa’s and cornbread (yum, yum).
I fucking love beans.
Also Brendan, try mixing in other brands. Make a soup outta your bike with more and more brands. Bits of different shit from every place, as long as they’re made in taiwan. Like French parts. And Spanish things.
Everybody loves spain.
Between us we could set the world on fire, literally !!!
That’s good, cos I only have like 3 skills
- annoying people
- picking colour combinations
- helping friends pick neat-casual outfits.
- accidentally lighting small fires
Ftfy
Fuck me I’m hilarious
I’m going to bed
That’s 4 skills - you need to get some sleep son.
Although #3 is a rare gift, worth hanging on to. I’ve never been able to figure out “neat casual”
I can’t wear Shimano shoes either, since about 2006 when they ditched the old wide R215 lasts. Dopey bastards.
haha
Also 4) You’re pretty much saying you’re a pyromaniac?
Yeah I may have lit a few things on fire before, and I tend to do it all the time when drunk.
Some friends were VERY annoyed when I lit some biscuits on fire on their porch 3 weeks ago.
dog biscuits?
nah man they were shapes
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
sram = corndogs
wish i had booties on sunday nite. my pristine white Specializeds will never be euro-pro again 
Lesson learned that night: don’t dry shoes in fire.