I am 26! Practically dead! Can’t help if the rest of you have two feet and an arm in the grave!
Dead by 27.
For fuck’s sake. Put down the drop bars and walk away from the bloody mountain bike!
If people insist on putting rizors on track bikes… Just sayin’
Speaking of
How about this bad boy, it’s one of a pair still up at my dad’s place.
This was built up single speed for bike polo. The cut & flipped drops (ghetto bullhorns) were swapped out for rizors.
Dirt drop stem & some Nitto Mod 177… 
Im with HMC on this
ditto
How about that Horatio guy?! First it was 1x10 roadies, then it was all-road enduro… that dude is a vanguard 
from Poppi’s Instagram
What’s your next piece of bike-related fashion-forecasting H?
I know, right??! I am finally vindicated…
And you would have seen this as well on pollywantsacracker:
Vintage MTB/Enduroallroadbike is trending big time.
My forecast? It’s definitely NOT 27.5+ bikes… fark how shit is lugging 1kg tyres and running SRAM Boost components… 26forLyf
JLN is pretty good on the forecasting too- I’d be interested to hear his thoughts. He was in fact the first to palp vintage MTB + front rack if I recall.
fukka 26enduroad, I’m keeping it real bikecentennial style.
#simpsonsdidit
Cooool. I’ve never been accused of starting anything. Heres some terrible photos of my C1984 Malvern Star Bushranger in current form. 2.25" Nomads.3X8spd Ultegra/Sugino/LX. Paul brakes. VO rando bars. 90s Brooks Conqueror ATB
It’s heavy as your momma, has chainstays for days and thrives on neglect.
Jed that is sick!
Yeah, I’ve always loved this bike.
Is that fkn shane warne?
SIK wheelies for ciggies and rogaine ya kents.
Never forget.
My finger is on the pulse.
Probably gonna sell that when I get back from Japan though. I need to do a bit of a cull. I think the MTB, F(ake) Moser and Cannondale will be on the chopping block.
Im getting a slopestyle bike…