T-Shirt ID

I got this t-shirt as a present from Japan. Does anybody know what it says?

All I’ve got so far is something about emergency and that it might not be Japanese Kanji.

the smaller writing says “All your wardrobe belong to us” and the big characters say “Domo Arigato Mr Roboto”

AHAHAHHA this is classic.

“if you don’t love it, leave!”

“Hey chief, let’s talk, why not?”