This thread needs a lit match.
Also a great way to neutralize the smell post dump!
Markee… little worried about your knowledge and intensity on odour-reduction here mate…
i was in a bit of discomfort to be sure, i wasn’t gonna die but.
I’ve got a toxic gut haha and I’m more worried about when I 1st meet your missus!
Farts are jazz to your arsehole.
It’s all about the notes that you don’t fart.
When you’re driving and the car is full of your mates, push the button that takes away their electric window winding capabilities, and let rip a filthy lactose fart. The look on their faces as the scramble frantically to find fresh air is priceless.
“Any of you lovely ladies care to join me for a dutch oven?”
Bargearse.
when pulling this one just after you open the sphinc say “Hey, can anyone can smell petrol?” Everyone then concentrates on their sense of smell extra hard and takes more air up their nose. Prepare for future revenge if you inflict this on anyone.
On a serious note, wheat products of any form make me F*cking lethal. I’ve largely cut it out of my diet and the difference it has made is incredible. For the record I don’t have IBS. I believe that many people have a mild intolerance to wheat/gluten but have no idea.
I worked this out about 5 or 6 years ago and since being on holiday in thailand for a month eating nothing but thai food, muesli and fruit I came home a new man (on the inside).
I can still eat a pizza every now and then and be totally fine but wheat and gluten is in so much everyday food and if I dont watch it I’ve eaten heaps of the stuff and things start to slow down in there and make smells.
I agree man. Everyone eats so much wheat, not too good. I only discovered, or became, lactose intolerant about 2 years ago. Chocolate milk makes me fart so badly that the smell forces even myself to leave the room. Flat out disgustingly putrid.
Fortunately Ice-cream and cheese have no effect on me.
Some people believe the process of homogenisation makes many people lactose intolerant. Apparently they subject the milk to 1000’s of psi to push it through some filter process and it breaks up the fat into super small particles, again some say these particles are small enough toget straight into your bloodstream. I have no idea if this is infact a fact.
I prefer the taste of pastuerised only milk but they charge you for the privilege. Cheese at least will be made with pasteurised only milk.
We need a separate farts and milk thread >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
i opened the car door on the freeway once when my mate refused to unlock the window after doing exactly this.
his farts are seriously fucked up.
We’ve got mates down for xmas are are going to the beach, I’m now planning an epic session the night before and plenty of “locked windows/beer farts/epic sunsets” on the day.