…farts.
Just for Brendan
Pvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv.
Merry Christmas. 
the doctor said i need more protein in my diet. he may have well have said, “brendan, you don’t fart enough…”
I did a fart the other day that sounded like a car doing a u-turn over tram tracks.
From the description, I could vividly hear it - amazing.
Do vegan farts smell like compost?
my farts are usually pretty bad, i put it down to the farmers union iced coffee
also regarding riding fixed and farting, it’s really hard. your butt is always clenched up so if you try and force something out, you could accidentally shart
Don’t force it dude, you are riding fixed, gotta be Zen fart one with your bike
quoted for truth. dunno about the shart bit tho…
i farted in front of a dude as we raced up hotham, i promptly appologised only for him to laugh and say “Nice one, good effort”
I put it down to al the Coopers ales.
Can’t say fixed riding has ever prevented me from passing wind en velo. You must be doing it wrong. Why is your butt always clenched up?
Can’t say fixed riding has ever prevented me from passing wind en velo, without fear of following through. You must be doing it wrong. Why is your butt always clenched up?
I love farting in the supermarket, the plane and farting in empty elevators then leaving
Just back from New Zealand where my vegetarian gf farted in a particularly confined glow worm cave.
Worst. Thing. Ever.
my other favorite description is “like pushing a large heavy wooden table across a dry timber floor”
Brendan ripped a fart going up Kinglake yesterday. I thought i was gonna die.
to be fair, you also felt like that before and after the fart.
farting is great, smelling your own even better when it knocks you out with pride! But one Inner Health Plus capsule and doing them anywhere without the fear of suffocation is awesome.
Eating more carbs, real fast = loads of methane! Add a mixture of shite processed food for the ultimate flavour! removing stench, see above.
farts are just your poos blowing you little kisses.