A solution to the world’s urban transportation problems could lie in two wheels not four, according to executives for General Motors and Segway.
Obviously the problem they’re actually trying to solve is how to transfer money from other people’s pockets into their own. If they really cared about “the world’s urban transportation problems” they would have realised that, yes, the solution does lie in two wheels not four and that the solution was invented over a hundred years ago in the form of a bicycle!
God, segways give me the screaming shits!