When crime, porn and bicycles unite

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Porn thief makes bicycle getaway

A pistol-packing bicyclist fled an Eastlake neighborhood convenience store Friday carrying an armload of stolen pornography.

Just before 10:30 a.m., the man walked into the Eastlake Market at 2244 Eastlake Ave. E. and asked the store owner for a match, according to police reports. He then turned his attention to the magazine rack.

After several minutes, the man grabbed an armload of porn and fled the store. The store owner and a customer gave chase and spotted the man getting on a bicycle.

The porn-laden suspect pulled back his jacket and gripped the butt of a handgun, deterring the other men from continuing the pursuit.

The man was described to police as about 6 feet tall with a workman’s jacket and satchel-style shoulder bag. The store owner told authorities the man escaped with eight magazines valued at a total of $96.

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/351023_pornthief13.html

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you have an alibi for Friday morning Craig?

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The bummer was that most of the mags have blokes doing bizarre things to other blokes. I’m intigued by ‘fisting monthly’ though

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still doesn’t answer the question as to your whereabouts on the day

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Well from the discription we, as a community, need to ban satchel bags handgun, bicycles and porn.

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