4.4kg crumpet

General eBay finds
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This thing is shit hot except for the group, it needs campy.
i want
Crumpton Ultra Light Road Bike 4 4kg Total Weight | eBay

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I think I was reading a while back they got that bike sub 4kgs. Something crazy like 3.7kg

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But how many bunny hops could you do before it breaks?

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had DT friction shifters at least this has brifters.

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Still struggling to see the appeal of bikes this light. Just do a big shit before you go for a ride, ey.

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old news! Plus AX stuff is known to brake, I wouldn’t buy it!

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Don’t you all remember the extensive research sugarkane did a few years back and came to the conclusion that the optimum weight for a bike is exactly whatever his bike weighs? Everything else is either impractical or too heavy.

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Yeh, I remember that. Those were some fucken good times, ey? All that weight weenie shit? Fucken good times ey.

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got confused with brompton, was expecting weight weenie folding bike…

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Got confused with crumpets, was expecting delicious toasted snack…

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Got confused with krumping, was expecting some terrible dancing.

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got confused

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You all be tripping,

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I would rather have 4.4kg of Crumpets.

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Now we’re talking. Seriously, if you haven’t had a nicely toasted crumpet dripping with butter and honey for a while, do it.

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speaking of tasty anyone watch Heston feast last night on SMS worlds biggest Icecream cone made out of waffles…

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How big would a single 4.4kg crumpet be?

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^ Based on a Golden Crumpet six pack being 300g, makes one crumpet 50g, it would take 88 crumpets to weigh 4.4kg. As the diameter of a crumpet is 93mm, the area of one crumpet is 2162.25mm. Multiply that by 88 would make a 4.4kg crumpet a bit over 872mm in diameter.

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my calculations gave me approx 82 cm in diameter

but that is way different to P!N20’s !

I used wikipedia’s 8cm figure and a weight watcher’s website’s figure of 40g per crumpet.

plus terrible terrible mathematics