Bogan holocaust. The Southern cross tattoos will work well for identification prior to rounding them up and putting them on the cattle road trains out to the “labour camps,” comrade.
Euuuughhzzzzz you should just casually ask him if he drives a silver Volvo, and explain you were in a bike accident caused by one (describe the incident) and say you have wrist damage and are seeking legal compensation lol
The folks over at BNA are no doubt doing things “correctly” as that thread has been pulled by the look of it.
Might be best just to scope him out first until we know what the other Forum is up to. I’d say the riders involved are looking to chase him legally.
DAY 1 Use socket to remove wheel nuts.
DAY 2 Remove all 4 valves with pliers.
DAY 3 Slash all 4 tires
DAY 4 Smear poo in the airconditioning vents
DAY 5 ‘Artistic’ application of brake fluid on bonnet
DAY 6 Remove licence plates, throw on the roof of toolmart
DAY 7 Kick back with an icey cold red can
I wont do anything ‘untoward’ to his car (just fantasising…well maybe not the poo in the aircon intake) but I will confirm whether he does in fact work at Midvale toolmart.
Would be funny to ask “Are you Paul Clifton” and when he says yes, just say “cool” and walk away after planting a little seed of doubt in his head
