"BMX tranporter" Custom MTB

I am considering this:

BMX and Mountain Bike 2 in 1 (eBay item 180624451543 end time 16-Feb-11 22:49:33 AEDST) : Sport

I think it’d be better with a padded bench and used for pub crawls with a designated “rider”.

That is the coolest thing I’ve seen in ages.

Chain slap, much?