trigger is a funny guy who makes jokes a lot
my first ever job was thurs nite / sat morn at woolies in their bakery department (they had ‘departments’ in the olden days). first job at 5am sat was either slicing bread or making donuts. if making donuts, at least the first half a dozen were ‘not fit for sale’. if slicing bread, i’d pinch a slice from each loaf, and grab the piping bag of jam (the stuff they put on cream buns etc) and make hot jam sammiches for brekky. not much beats cinnamon donuts or hot jam sammiches after riding 15km in the cold. every saturday was a winner. in hindsight, the boss probably didn’t mind because i never blew a shift.
i’ve tried frying small children in hot oil. fuckers too fast.
Explains why Eliana wasn’t a fan 
she warmed to me in the end!
Mrs C. has an uncanny knack of turning up at Woollies just after the cinnamon doughnuts have gone on “reduced for quick sale”
You mean no one else shops near closing time to get all the bargains?
perhaps I should have added “…and before they’ve all gone…”
ahh yes, there indeed lies the art form. Kudos Mrs C, kudos.
I somehow did not see a wombat hole and drove the work ute straight into it.
Friday 27th: Dug a hole somewhere. Forgot where, went to sleep.
I don’t think I’ve ever walked past the reduced doughnuts.
Lemos gets it.
Footnote: Aldi cinnamon doughnuts. $1.99 for 6, all day every day.
bc: came on here to share something, forgot what it was.
bc: still don’t remember.
House sitting for Pete, go to pump up road bikes tyres. Really good quality floor pump - only goes up to 60psi.
^ Beardo lock.
Update pls