Boring Confessions

I wish my black shoes with black laces had different colour laces, but not enough to make it happen before the laces die, and that probably wont happen before the shoes die, so i’m stuck with it but i wish i wasnt.

i have tennis elbow.

I have golfers elbow.

oh yeah, he mentioned i’ve got a bit of that too! that’s the underside of the elbow yeah?

No shit.

I have olecranon bursitis on the elbow.

Yeah

I have a couple of different Thera-Band flex bars that I use to keep it at an acceptable level of discomfort.

mtb shoes? ive got a set of Cyan Blue laces from my Tevas that are lightly used, i switched to black after a handful of rides. Yours if you want em mate

TC: could do with a wash though

i also have elbow

sometimes i use paperclips for tasks other than clipping paper.

good for digging fluff out of iphone charging ports.

I use the little plastic toothpick from my Swiss army knife to pick fluff from charging ports.

I had fluff in my phone charging port and lived with it for months until eventually the phone wouldn’t charge. Took it to the Apple shop and they fixed it in no time for free.

someone must’ve wised them up about the paper clip.

BC PT2: i’ve just realised the reason for my tennis elbow, which obviously i couldn’t identify at the physio, is the perhaps overzealous shaking of my asthma medication twice a day.

jesus.

It’s probably the juice

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I wave to adults completely differently now that I have a child

More likely from phone use

haha if it was my left elbow i’d believe it.

overzealous shaking of something…