Business networking- Cycling is the new golf

HMC and I were just talking about this a few weeks ago!

I can so picture this. Sweet.

I would say half of my work is from cycling related word of mouth.
It is a great networking sport, but that’s nothing new.

You’re right there. Nothing beats a good Powerpoint display.

pie charts are for lower middle management, you need a bag full of buzz words to get to upper middle management

Ah… Bullshit Bingo !

So, in summary, you need to upwardly leverage the integrated network to fully utilise the system’s capacity for optimally mobilising staff career progression.

So… buy a bike and let your boss beat you in the home sprint. Golf, cycling, whatever… it’s still kissing corporate arse.

…wearing funny socks.

This, period.
Fuck letting you’re boss beat you, I’d prefer HMC’s technique much better. That would be hilarious.

I’d have to ride backwards to let my boss beat me

haha I was gonna post the exact same thing. that or give him a full hour head start on a melb-frankston for example.

I can’t think of much else that would be as fulfilling as thrashing your boss at something. I’d be pulling out all the stops!

TC: I thrashed my father-in-law in the one (and only) game of tennis we ever played. He cracked it too. lolz!

you left out “synergies” and “engagement”, you’re FIRED!

Moving forward, can we take this off line?

No, I’m ‘involuntarily redundant’

touché