Saturday, February 11, 2012
2:00pm rego 2:30 START sharpish like
Where?
phlemgington drains you know under the zipper @ mt alexander rd/ flemington rd freeway junction
wait, so yall wanted a fucken THIRD installment? pussycatting and poobaixing didnt satiate your need for skulling beers in public toilets and busting yo chops round the sea bee dee?
oh alright, here goes, uuuugh yeah so third cab off the rank IN THE GRAND MISSION oops accidental caps lock there sorry anyways yeah the mission to make ACMC 2012 MELBURN happen
this shit be big and fine
proooooobably a little bit blow your mind
sprints kittenwhipppers yeah thats where its at.
there will be beers.
there will be beats.
there will be babes (but only if you byo them cos lets face it we aint pretty)
but most IMPORTANTLY there will be sprinting in the drains till you melt all your brains.
SPRINTS
TRICK COMP
TRACKSTAND
TROJAN FOOTDOWN
MORE SPRINTS
OTHER SHIT (we’re still making it all real, toiling tirelessly to traverse the terrain of your most tingling drain fantasies, fuck man you should see pips face right now he’s concentrating SO hard on coming up with ideas that i rekon his left eyeball is in serious danger of busting its socket, so watch this space with your face )
BEERS
LOOT
UUUMMM…
YEAH.
well, t’will be a day of mayhem and wonder, come one come all dont be shy now we want YOU, yes you… we think you are ferociously gifted on the two-wheeled mechanism otherwise known as a bicycle and we think you are sexy and smell like a freshly baked banana cupcake.
LETS MAKE PARTY.
t & p
oh an heres the spacebook link: COURIER CUP #3 tiprat alert DRAIN SPRINTS | Facebook
oh oh an you know the deal re; entry, if you paid for three races then you dont pay shit for this, but otherwise its a tenner, which lets face it will be more than compensated for in beer, prizes, cupcakes, umm, general awesome happy times, and at the end of the day we all know this is a fundaraiser huh huh cos remember we’re trying to make something EVEN BIGGER (and even better, i know what youre thinking, “is that even possible!!!”) happen…
oh oh oh…ok i was lying about that there’ll be cupcakes. i aint baking shit. but youre very welcome to do so and come feed them to each other while mud-wrestling in the drains and then we take photos and post them to your parents. deal? sweeet.
