Cousin Balki's Melbourne Rant Thread.

You may not have noticed it but, today, some time in the morning, there was the very first hint of Spring in the air.

It wasn’t when I was about to leave. 4 degrees, but felt like 0.5, so I ditched on riding in.

The funny thing about this is the car is parked legally.

And then there is this guy…

there’s a wheel and helmet locked like this on sydney road i believe. someone in my old apartment block used to lock like this too, always wanted to tell them what they were doing wrong but i never saw them. shoulda pinched the lot and left a note :wink:

Such a dicey part of Peel St, and a car is there more often than not.

was soo close
I just don’t get how someone spends more on a lock than on the bike and doesnt know how to use it

All they have to do is make no standing. They might only lose 2 spaces

It’s too cold to enjoy riding bicycles.

Really? I kind of like the crisp morning rides…and I’m usually overheating by the time I get to work.

you need to slow down.

+1

this morning i almost got car-doored by a cop at flinders station.

i sang “the only good cop is a dead cop” all the way home, so that was a positive.

this:

in the car park at work.
and i thought that SW8 fork geo was exclusive to K-mart

I’m getting a thing for Rhonda. I know it’s fucked up.

That cnut Katut better watch his back

^ I thought Katut was a Gigolo…

“eyes on the road Rhonda”

I’ll fuck you up Katut

Like a fucking sunrise… I’m going to bury this bloke

Have seen 3 different roadies in the last week all using dual spinergy rev x wheels. Is there a new trend I don’t know about?

with a username like yours, I seriously doubt it. :wink:

Oh snap! Looks like I’ll be purchasing a dual spinergy roadie soon.