Cousin Balki's Melbourne Rant Thread.

good day to be on the couch by the sounds of things.

TC: I only have one dog. And one puppy. It’s a SS.

beardo.

King of the mountains?

Not my pic.

Top of Collins St, too. Very appropriate.

You’re obscene P!N20. No wonder I can’t get a fuckin’ look-in at Melb Bike Tag… Fucken…

Next tag needs to be in that bay.

Today I was on balaclava rd and a young fella, maybe mid teens, in the full Jewish regalia, big curly sideburns, beads, Melbourne Hire Cycles helmet on a old battered mountain bike was mashing down the road. He had a briefcase under his left arm so had to take his right hand off the bars every few seconds to ring the bell which was on the left… Massive grin on his face. Awesome.

amazing how melbourne has such an uncanny ability to turn on the rain right before 5pm, so very often.

except all of last week, where it didn’t rain between 5pm and 6:30pm

Dude, this actually kills me. It’s beyond coincidence. There has to be some scientific explanation for it. For example, when I was in Florida awhile ago, it used to rain pretty much every day at 4pm, very heavily, but only for about 15-20 minutes. I assumed it had something to do with the humidity and surrounding wetlands.

i didn’t really go outside at all last week.

yeah i’ve thought the same, someone here will probably know, most likely blakey, as he knows all.

Yeah sucks

Florida Rain Machine:
NWS Melbourne Florida Rain Machine

Funny that they mention the lightning, because one time I was at Universal Studios and a 4pm downpour began so I stepped under an awning, and then only feet from where I was previously standing an epic bolt of lightning forked down into a tree and exploded, setting it on fire. Was pretty metal.

v OK

^yes yes, we all read cycling tips.

awesome night to leave my lights on my other bike…

It’s Robert Doyle the ₪₪₪₪.

heading home on the same bike path, car going in my directing, intersection ahead, my shadow cast onto the wall of house, as we neared the wall, the shadow moved slowly left while the perspective of the bike ā€˜opened up’ (for lack of better word)

it looked like an upright stationary bike was being rotated with a single light point projecting the shadow onto side of house.

was the most rad thing i’ve seen this year.