English as She Is Spoke

And people say kids don’t need to learn to spell because of spellcheck…

“On the other hand, I’ve chosen to do this. Most people in my kind of job don’t get to do that. I was determined not to be one of those people who gets a tap on the shoulder like the footballer who does one season two many.”

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I don’t know what happened there. I had three times as much coffee as I normally would today, might have something to do with it.

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Big LED advertising sign on Nepean Highway, near North Rd:

“HUGH New Space”

lucky Hugh if you ask me

Probably in a sort after location too

ill sought you out in a mini

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u know that joni loves Minis! (they’re not hugh)

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“Guys I know how to drive. I’m not even pressing the pedal because I don’t need to.”

“Quick break! Break, break, break,” the passengers say.

The driver responds, telling them “I don’t need to break yet”.

they’ve fixed it now, but zero surprises from news.com.au…

Fatigue kills!..