Foa pre-roobaix mixer.

Is that a euphemism?

no, this is a euphemism:

oh, hang on, no it’s not. it’s a euphonium.

carry on.

^ A big horn?

^ call that a Euphonium? this is a Euphonium

(I had no idea what a euphonium was until just before)

Euphonium?

Nah, I emailed him.

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I’ll get me coat.

did you follow it up with a fax and a txt msg?

Last Roobaix drinks I ended up feeling like this the whole way back to Adelaide.

^like you’d married a girl from the casino with Homer Simpson?

Religious? Left Handed? Stupid and Sexy? Like you were wearing nothing at all? Nothing at all?

actual desk lolz.

sometimes i think the furniture is laughing at me, too.

you need to ease off the mock meat mate.

“mock meat mate”. good alliteration that.

All of the above. Except the religious and left handed part.

don’t get all iambic pentameter on the interwebs forums bro !!!

“roly, for not keeping of accent, deserved hanging.”

oh, wait, that was john donne.

carry on.

Slessor fan myself.

Of Milton, melons, and the Rights of Man,
And blowing flutes, and how Tahitian girls
Are brown and angry-tongued, and Sydney girls
Are white and angry-tongued, or so you’d found.
But all I heard was words that didn’t join

i would like to reassure everyone that there will be no discussion of poetry at the Pre-Roobaix Mixer.

ftfy

speaking of poetic, where’s Dylan?

According to book face. He will be there.

I am soooo gonna be at something.
I might have to work the day of the roobaix but i’m not missing the pre-roobaix-mixer.