i won’t.
see, that’s the problem with the rise of web 2.0.
just cos you CAN create content, doesn’t mean you SHOULD.
+1!
+2 example - religion
Jazzhorse McHard was sitting in a bar one day, playing on stage for his millions of adoring fans where everyone was drinking beers and having fun. But then a bunch of mean bikers came in, and they were wearing leather jackets and combs, and said to Jazzhorse “It is time to die, Jazzhorse”.
The people were all scared and gasped, and one guy dropped a bottle on the ground where it broke into pieces. Jazzhorse took a drag from his cigars and said to the bikers “No, it is time you are died” and then leaped off the stage where he was playing and hit a biker in the face.
The biker said “Oof” and fell backwards and started bleeding, while the other bikers looked sad and angry. One of the bikers took a knife out of his pants and tried to stab Jazzhorse, but Jazzhorse was too fast for the biker and he used his saxophone to hit him in the stomach where the biker threw up all over the place. The crowd cheered and the biker rolled away as the other biker pulled out a shotgun from his jacket and started firing at Jazzhorse.Jazzhorse used his saxophone to deflect the bullets and runned over the the biker, where he kick him in the face with his hoof and the biker fell to the ground dead.
But just when Jazzhorse thought to rampage had ended the biker got back up again and ripped off his jacket, revealing him to be a bear. The biker bear said to Jazzhorse “Today you will know my pain” and roared as he punched at Jazzhorse, sending him flying backwards into the crowd of people. But then a little girl came out of the crowd and to Jazzhorse and said “I believe in you, Jazzhorse”. The believes of the crowd were enough to give Jazzhorse enough strength to get back up and with his saxophone he started to fight the biker bear, who was big and strong. But then biker bear suddenly blew fire at Jazzhorse’s saxophone, melting it to the ground in a puddle, forcing Jazzhorse to use his fists of fury to punch the biker bear in the face.
The biker bear said “You cannot win” and slashed at Jazzhorse, but Jazzhorse was strong and said “You are not today” and instantly punched the biker bear in the jaw, sending him through the roof while he said “nooooooo”. The crowd cheered for Jazzhorse but then noticed his saxophone was melted in a puddle. But then the little girl came out of the crowd and said “Do not worry Jazzhorse, I have an idea”. So Jazzhorse used the little girl as a saxophone and played for the crowd, and the night was happy.
The End
dude, did you register just so you could post this bullshit story? don’t they have forums at www.artsyteens.com?
I just kept wanting the filthy fiuckers hair to get caught in their chains… particularily the dude in a dress.
Tolerance be damned
Is it just me or does that carpet shitter have weird beady eyes?
Fuck that John Butler prick too, and his hippy bullshit songs.
well ok some strong feelings about this whole issue but im with you :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
by tomorrow your post count will be reset to 0. just saying.
I’m with you :evil:
It’s just unfortunate for our friend that ‘Pub’ section posts don’t go towards post count.
[FAIL]
haha
did anyone go to the SLAM rally and see the fucktard hippy on the recumbent?
typical looking fucker - no shirt, retarded mystical tattoos, multicoloured hair and of course no shoes.
oh, and don’t forget the obligatory off topic placard.
best thing was, rather than being a peaceful chiller, he was incredibly aggro as for some strange reason people were having a crack at him for trying to ride his stupid bike THROUGH THE MIDDLE of 10 000 + people gathered for a rally.
seeing him screaming “if people don’t move out the way, then no one is getting past me” was gold. i really, really wanted to flip him out of his bike and leave him on the ground like a turtle that has been flipped on its back.
and possibly stomp on him too but that would have been against the spirit of the event.
I met that hippie at Rainbow Serpent this year in Melbourne.
I told him he was probably a nice guy but the fixie community thought he was a stupid cunt… he took it well
I was tripping balls anyway 
It’s not a bike dude.
thanks for fixing that!