I cant remember having my photo taken
“pointless keys” they’re not so pointless when you forget them and you can’t lock your bike or get back into your house, are they?
my favourite is bottom left corner…
“new shoes aged at home with sandpaper…”
Dang, wish I’d though of that, instead of kicking the bejeesus out my neighbour’s hedge with mine (taking care to ensure that neighbour not home at the time).
Actually it’s ‘send’ paper. Whatever that is
My postman doesn’t look that snazzy
Actually it’s ‘send’ paper
just making it easy for the kiwis