Name: Paul
Location: Mount Gravatt
Bike: 1930’s track to 2012 roadie
Beard: Only out of the ears and nostrils
ETC: The older I get the more good times I get reminded about
Name: Jolan (not Zoltan)
Location: Adelaide
Bike: Samson track, F(ake) Moser fixed, Malvern Star / Whitehorn fixed with brakes and basket, Mongoose IBOC MTB, Heuvelmans CX, Cannondale 2.8 road.
Beard: Occasionally
ETC: Am Mercury / Ross’ doppelgänger.
yes it was a sad day for me, instant regret!!
it was so glorious too 
Name: gypsy
Location: Brisbane
Bike(s):Yes
Beard: My face never went through Puberty
ETC: I wish I could grow a sweet beard
Name: Henri
Location: NW SYDNEY
Complete Bikes: Bridgestone NJS Track, Planet X Track, Gefsco Funny Bike, Cannondale Caad 9
Beard: Fashionable stubbly length
ETC: I’m a burger and fries kind of guy
this is actually pretty cool, now i can address fellow members after 5 years by their name and not their avatar
Name: jase
Location: Perth
Bike: BMC roadie, cannondale roadie SS
Beard: i wish
ETC: the next project…
F%#k! That’s not glorious! It’s absolutely epic. I will pray for your soul now…
Lolol
The best thing about this thread is knowing everybody’s beard status
Thread just got good.
Name: Matthias
Location: Melbourne
Bike: BT Stealth, some old track bike and a Fuji something
Beard: Still waiting for that to happen
ETC: Lusts for a long term relationship with a caad10
Name: Erle
Location: Coburg
Bike: MAP 650B randonneur, Voodoo Wazoo rizorz 2x10, Michalo roadie, Huntsman 700 Randonneur (ridden more than any other), 1976 Centurion Pro Tour w/porteur rack. plus whatever I build next.
Beard: SKINHEAD
ETC: Vegan straight edge, bass playing, guitar playing, furniture making, dog and cat owning
Name: Tom
Location: Redfern
Bike: All City Nature Boy (in repair atm with Kumo), All City Mr Pink, Unknown [like, actually unknown origins) FGFS (for sale?), $45 track bike of unknown origin with wald basket, 1963 restored Frejus track.
Beard: Fledgling. Think I’ve reached the point of no return now that if I shave it off I go back to pre-adolescence.
ETC: Post/Noise rock drum playing, bike riding architect, also furniture designer/maker and some other shit.
Name: Josh
Location: Melbourne
Bike: Merckx MXL
Beard: Prepubescent
ETC: Just smashing out tinder
Name: Lewie
Location: East Funswick, Melb
Complete Bikes: Colnago Super Pista, Plume Vainqueur, Concorde Columbo,
Not Complete bikes: Pogliaghi/Pinarello painted to be a Hillman and Merckx Extra Corsa
Beard: More like scruff, but my beard turns red if it gets any longer.
ETC: Trying to make my way in life as a animator/film maker/visual effects artist.
Name: Hilary
Location: Melbourne Richmond
Bike: Battaglin Track and Liotto roadie. Unintentional Italian stable. Not sad about it.
Beard: missing a Y chromosome, so I’d say non existent - whispy
ETC: skateboarding, Uni student, traveller, digital printing, flaming homo, vegetarian, beer, hot chips.
Name: Lucas, Barrels
Location: Melbs, always moving
Bike: Look 464, Focus Cayo, Felt TK2, Leafcycles FGFS, ugly Blue Reynolds 531 with disc and rev-x in Lukemarkof’s vid
Beard: Dirty Mex Mo when I’m lazy
ETC: Out of work actor, searching for a purpose in life
man… in the couple of times i’ve spoken to you at track i’ve called you charlie. what an idiot
Name: Che
Location: Melb
Bike: heaps, latest is fuji track pro, oldest is cannondale prophet
Beard + etc: I started a 2nd undergraduate degree this year, but all the 18 years olds know I’m old now due to my broken shaver and fast growing beard.
Name: Stuart
Location: Melbs, far Kew
Bike: Avanti Commuter Roadie, Furnari Roadie commuter, Kona Jake, Olmo Townie, Merxck Roadie, Sugoi Track, Surly Pacer, Quintana Roo (TT), Time (good Roadie)
Beard: Purely for skiing
ETC: Campagnolo (and bastardisations for life), also running.
What is the female equivalent?
Fuck it, I’ll play.
Name: Lyndon
Location: Somewhere between NikCee, WCP and erle.
Bike: Kona Paddywagon daily driver, McBain Record rat rod, Pinarello Montello roadie.
Beard: Glorified stubble, comes and goes.
Etc: Dad, husband, brewer, architect.
Name: Blair
Location: Melb
Bike: Cinelli Vig, Fuji Declaration, CAAD 4
Beard: Seasonal Current Stage: 2 Months full
ETC: Track rookie, barista, Lucas GTFO (edit: muppet as seen by 1st post )