near misses

^ I am so proud of you

Sean the other option is a pair of side cutters easily cuts thru valves, cut just 2 valves and the car is stranded. Cut all four and that’s an expensive fix cos all four wheels have to have the tyre removed to refit new valves!
My neighbours upstairs are not to far away from this treatment if they continue to ignore the ā€˜keep it down after hours rules’

they have ointments for that you know, ask your sex-ed teacher where to go and get checked out

young whippersnapper!

Good idea Markee but
This:

is showing your age!

Sean stomping around and talking loudly in an upstairs apartment till 3am is fukkin rude, and yes I’m old but respect is respect!

A few minutes ago I had a near enough miss, and my heart’s still beating from the added adrenaline.

Coming down Toorak Road a black (very shiny) Merc pulls through traffic from the righthand lane, to turn into the street on my lefthand side. I saw what was happening, and yelled a loud ā€œWHOA!!ā€ to which the lady driver looked puzzled at, as she stopped half-way into the bike lane.
Lucky I have found my yelling voice, or that would have hurt.

had a knob in a wrx overtake me on a lane which had a guard rail and was only just wide enough for a car, and almost hit me. caught up to him at the lights up ahead and yelled at him, and then i rode off as he got stuck in the traffic he was trying to overtake.
he did say sorry though

Thats exactly what I told him…!~!!

Aeon, actually having the chance to reek vengance is rare, and it presents you with a quandry. You’ve already decided to piss on the car, and thats harmless enough but satisfying I’m sure. But taking it further?

The better man would walk away knowing it’s karma that will do the work for you. Others might not believe in karma, and take it upon themselves, but know this path requires a lack of conscience.

this morning in melbourne, green ford falcon, maybe an EB model. Queensland plates 662 CAX.

this guy is a flatout fuckwit and should be avoided. guy got all angry, flew past me on the right screaming about how much of a wanker i was for riding in his lane through the giant roundabout, then continued to scream at me via his mirror on peel st. i laughed and smiled until he swerved sharply into the bike lane as a clear threat to not fuck with him. duly noted.

got my iphone out for a pic but he got the lights and i couldn’t catch him.

crazy. i thought about riding to nth melb cop shop to report him but i have a meeting in an our and i haven’t prepared shit for it!!

^ Glad you didn’t actually get hit.
That roundabout is amazing. Every morning I take to it knowing full well I’m either going to piss a car off and have it road rage me by daring to indicate that I want to change lanes and go down peel like a ā€˜road user’, get hit by a car that doesn’t care I’m there cause I’m smaller than them, or end up in the middle of some orchestrated chaos because it’s just a really well thought out roundabout.
Apparently it’s in review of being changed so it’s more cyclist friendly. that’s only been happening for (from what I can see) 4 years, so should only be another decade more.

My beautfiul girl had a car pull out on her last night and she went straight into the back and over the boot.
We spent 7 hours last night in emergency and she was released without any major injury to her neck.
She looks like she’s gone a few rounds with Ali and her frame and fork are a right off.
A claim has been lodged with the TAC and off to get a police report this morning. We have a very kind witness also who stopped to help.
The fucked bit is this woman was unrepentant and nearly refused to give over her details, i got them though and boy is she gonna pay!
Also the TAC have a medical excess of nearly $600 before they start paying anything so we will be chasing compensation for this too.
Hopefully she gets more than just a fine from the cops but I highly doubt it.

The worst feeling ever getting that phone call.

I almost got head on’d by a guy driving the wrong way down a one way street last night (2nd time in this street). Got his number and rang the cops today but got the ā€˜unless he hit you or we see him do it, we can’t do anything’ spiel.

Seriously considering investing in one of those helmet cams!

Too many cars just don’t give a shit. I have too many near misses each week to post, and that’s just on my ride home from work where I follow the road rules to a t. If it’s my fault for being reckless then I will wear whatever happens.

When will the government start looking after riders?
Oh that’s right… never…

shit markee that sounds horrible.

hope she heals up quick and good, and you guys aren’t out of pocket in the end.

ftfy

goddammit another one!! this is seriously getting out of control. heal fast amelia

I really, really hope she is all better soon.
I hate hearing these stories - people (motorists, mostly) really need to start being more careful.

Best wishes to your girlfriend, Markee.

fucking suxx. glad to hear amelia hasn’t suffered any major damage, but anything sucks.
terrible that the driver was such a turd.
hope she heals quick without too much pain.

ps. ultimately unimportant, but damn it sucks too that you spent ages putting that bike together only to have it written off…

Think i’ve admired this build, does she lock her bike up at switch most mornings? Glad i haven’t had THAT phone call, i dread the day i do. Hope she recovers to full health soon.