Police spray machete-wielding cyclist

Quality AGE headline,

My thought was that he was just a apprentice chef on the way home from a long shift, then the fuzz pull you over for not having a bell, helmet or some shit.

well atleast they didn’t shoot him like that other kid. this is the story that should have been written about that other kid.

Other headlines that would have worked;;

‘Police spray machete-wielding teen’
‘Police spray machete-wielding collingwood feral’
‘Police spray machete-wielding bandit’

Just cause he is on a bike doesn’t make him a ‘cyclist’ :roll: :roll:

PS if it was that blonde female cop from collingwood i would have swung a machete at her too.

come on spud… it was you wasnt it