People who do 90 in a single lane 100 zones and then 120 when the over taking lane comes.
people who try and talk about bands but don’t get subtle hints that you don’t enjoy the same style of music as them
also people who find the simpsons or family guy hilarious but then think your strange for watching any other cartoon.
Not me…
And apologies for the merkin spelling
Hilarious!!! Same coming back to Perth!!!
arseholes who, instead of waiting in the left lane to turn left at a busy roundabout like everybody else, think they’re so fucking clever and decide to go all the way around the roundabout and cause even more congestion!
arseholes who answer their phone while driving, and instantly start weaving and dropping speed.
arseholes who stare at the menu board at mcdonald’s. its fucking mcdonald’s.
arseholes who obviously work at mcdonald’s and ask for a special burger. “can i get a blah blah, but no tomato, extra lettuce and extra blah but on the blah blah bun with blah sauce and hey did you hear about what happened to jeremy at that party at jemma’s last night? omg!” etc
arseholes who park in designated parking spots when they’re not supposed to. just coz you’re dropping off dvd’s and you’ll “only be a minute” doesn’t make you officially disabled.
Wtf you doing hanging out at maccas? Is Brisbane that boring or do you not care for your health at all?
Judge others for shit that they don’t understand, I guess.
That’s an arsehole thing.
Also, not buying toilet paper.
And making people feel bad intentionally.
Or show their apprentice a video of an Islamic girl getting stoned to death for not marrying a guy, and after he comes back into the shop after he had to leave to avoid being sick, graphically describe how the girls head gets split open and shit with a massive cinderblock or something
Fuck
I’m not gonna sleep tonight eh
go eat a low fat low carb semi sundried wheatgrass felafel.
arsehole.
bored. might go to macca’s.
and i weigh the grease on all my quarter pounder’s. sif i don’t care.
Arsehole move.
People pushing prams whilst texting.
I’m not from Melbourne dude and I think wheatgrass tastes like lawnmower clippings mixed with dog shit ( from the freshly clipped lawn )
Just concerned for his health is all…
Texting on stairs.
Safari. Safari is an arsehole.
nothing wrong with the quality of the product coming out of a McD’s Restaurant…
It’s the quantity in which people consume it. Just like everything, moderation is the key!
What? So you wanna take phones away from mums now. You’re a fucken arsehole.
mp3 ringtones.
arseholes who cover their mouth with their hand while talking on the phone at the table in front of you.
They just trying to avoid any one lip reading them…
People who watch shitty TV shows like Australia’s got Talent and Australian Idol etc. People who watch this shit is the reason why it is on our airwaves… Fuck you and your shitty appreciation for all things fucking shit and Go and get fucked you B grade celebrities. Thank you for ABC iview for my weekly dose of TV from my best mate in the world Hugh Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall. I love you Hugh. Your soothing voice takes me to wild green pastures and happy baking smells.