Have you ever dreamed of watching mediocre athletes chase a waterlogged football around a muddy oval, potentially in the rain?
Do you enjoy sitting in the warmth of the grandstand, drinking alcoholic beverages, listening to excellent tunes and mocking some of FOA’s finest?
Would you like to see me get knocked on my ass numerous times, probably by Trigger, who is on my team?
Ever wondered what Trigger’s perfect hair will do when caked with mud?
Well come on down to the AG Gillon oval in Brunswick on Sunday to watch the Renegade Pub Footy League. There’s games from 11.30, but our team - the East Brunswick Eye Gougers - will be playing sometime around 2 or 2.30.
I wholly endorse coming to this. This is the best kind of footy - On a scale between ‘kicking the footy down the main st of a small country town’ and ‘the AFL Grand final’ this is thankfully and enjoyably closer to the former.
Come down and have a can of beer and a sad looking sausage wrapped in some almost transparent white bread while you try and work out which mud-caked individual is actually the friend you’re supposed to be screaming at.
I’ll be there. Might even bring my girlfriend. Yeah! you heard that right. a freakin girlfriend. I’ve changed man. I used to be cool.