riding in jeans

Well not homie loose, but loose enough so that your balls aren’t chaffing (which happens all the time with jeans)

Get some leather testicles

Viz mad me a terrible person

I fucking love Viz comics

faves: finbarr saunders and his double entendres (fnarr fnarr hoot!)

and: ivor the skiver (his dads a bad driver)

fuckin low brow genius.

always had a soft spot for the fat slags too…

When i was in year seven my parents got me a “Oh Lordy, It’s The Fat Slags” t-shirt
and i wore it to school on casual day and the cunt teachers confiscated it, never got it back.
After i got expelled i went back to get the shirt, but some fuck stole it.
best t-shirt ever

Top Tips!

HOUSEWIVES. I find the best way to get two bottles of washing-up liquid for the price of one is by putting one in your shopping trolley and the other in your coat pocket.

I’ve submitted a Top Tip earlier in this thread - sewing a shoe ‘antibacterial’ insole into the crotchal/groinal/erogenous zone of your modified jeans makes a cost-effective ‘knicks’ style gusset. Won’t stop the mods from crushing the dissent though :wink: