The crit/race thread.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But i’m going down, So fuck you, maybe?

Gtfo

Time to quote the UCI rules, sections three point nine.
If you don’t overtake on the right or fail to hold your line,
You’ll get DQ’d and if I’m short on beer most likely a fine!

My prose may be shite,
But I’m a commissaire
And so am always right.

It’s hard to look right, at you baby
Cos i’m on your left now, so fuck you ladies

Your downtown antics have caught everyones gaze,
You’re even becoming an interwebs craze!
Now come on everybody, there’s meme-ing to do,
Hell, Leader even named their track bars after you!

i’ve only just read the last few pages of this thread!
FUCKIN A!

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Me too, I can’t wait to Rick up to say rides and bump a couple of lines down, or turs track just hit a line or two between races.

So I raced the first crit at Noosa’s new track giraween circuit,
I raced b grade, tough track with a fair little pinch in it that starts to really burn towards the end.
A grade was one of the toughest races I have seen, a Noosa local stewy rode off the front on the first lap and kept gaining and laped the main group 3/4 through.
He was averaging in the 50’s or high 40’s

Not bad for a guy in his late 40’s but he rides 1000k plus a week

There’s another one in two weeks so who’s coming up

I’d come up for it, might be in Melbourne though

How did you go by the way Dayne?

Yeah ok no win but i hung in and just rolled through,
There was a four man brake away i rode around a few wheels and pulled the group back over to them.

This was at about 43km and took about half a lap, By this time i was cooked and out of contention.
Great fun though.

Nice work Dayne! So is it this week or next??

Heard about this one last night: Brisbane Blast Media release

More info on the whole weekend here: http://www.brisbaneblast.com.au/index.html

Can only image the metric fuk load of work involved in shutting down part of the CBD to run a bike race.

I reckon it’s a fantastic spot for the course too: serious pace down Margaret street, plenty of carnage in that north eastern corner, gentle up hill sprint finish

Yeah this will be fun, the next Noosa crit is the 28/oct
Ill be racing

ooooooooooohhhhh man!!! that is like waiving a red flag to a bull for me!!

what a rubbish dificult website though, trying to enter but full of bugs and limited info

Saturday 27th October

Chandler Velodrome

Keirin/Points score racing

Can. Not. Wait

Seniors in the evening, juniors off earlier

Get along and show some support for the Gear Brisbane/FOA boys

Registration complete for that brisbane blast, now to figure out which grade to enter, never done a crit before, maybe I’ll continue the recent trend towards sandbagging and jump into c grade