DAMN IT. I’m going to try really hard this week to say something unpredictable.
North Fitzroy gets like that now chaz has left…
I walked out the front door this morning and was about to happily peddle off to uni when I looked up and saw an older gent, vb bottle in hand, pants around his ankles just pissing in the gutter facing me directly and whistling. Not what I needed… I’ve had that damn tune stuck in my head all morning. Fucking flemington.
Actually, I hope those elements of North Fitz never leave, because without them I’ll start to lose the delusion that I’m living in a gritty, yet to be gentrified suburb, and am quite cool and edgy as a result.
That said, I am living South Side at the moment, which I’m discovering is actually a lot less pretentious that the North Side. People wear their running gear to café’s for fucks sake – there’s literally no dignity to uphold, and thus a complete lack of ‘attitude’ which is surprisingly refreshing.
Still too many Labradors though.
Sigfried Sassoon’s ‘Memoirs of a Fox Hunting Man’ are really excellent, highly recommended Chux.
South Side !?.. those ‘tracksuits’ will most likely be PRADA.
Come on in Chaz, the water’s waaaarm 
I remember FJ telling us all about some of the stuff he ‘saw’ while on the TWBD to Yea Spur. It was interesting because despite us riding all riding (largely) together none of us had seen anything like what he was talking about.
Having said that while climbing donna buang by myself in some very cold temps and very deep in the pain cave on an earlier TWBD i was pretty sure i saw some very odd sights.
yeh, 9 hours into a hunger flat will do that to a man.
This wasn’t me. But I would be surprised if I saw this while riding
Amazing footage shows mountain biker ambushed by African antelope - YouTube
i blame the cheese…
so do i.
so riding nth on Sydney rd,about to turn left into Dawson, I throw my arm out to indicate my intentions. there’s a very unattractive lady standing with her “gunt” (c’mon, you all know it’s funny) hangin practically into the road.
I spot her and retract my arm whilst she glares and says “yeah,you can fuck off” causing me to turn the corner absolutely pissing myself with laughter.
I think she thought I was gonna give her big ol fat belly a paddlin!!!
ahhh fuck it was funny
at which point during this transaction did you find the fifty dollars?
Riding this morning past a public golf course I see someone looking on verge for their ball. I spotted it on my side of the road and yelled out " Hey, Micheal Jackson (one glove… ) over here!" Dude looks up, smirks and breaks into a decent body pop/robot on the road side.
That’s a perfect reaction.
Amazing!
A cabbie having a wank not nice.
I saw a fat old Jewish guy peeing on a bus stop, facing the drivers, making eye contact with me as I was actively pointing and lolzing at his shrunken member, which looked like a lemon with a knob on the end.
A kid standing on his cat in his drive way…