“honk if you demand satisfaction”
I am so glad that this is my first post on here…
I grew up in Moe…
What about:
“Random Breast Tester”
“Fertilize the bush, bulldoze a greenie”
Large VB sticker
Monster Energy drink
Metal Mulisha helmet logo thing
No circlework for me nexus, I’m one of the rare breed of ‘sensible’ ute drivers.
and quass, that’s TOO bogan
so are you really looking for some sort of ironic-hipster-bogan fusion kind of thing?
I always wondered what these guys did when their Mum needed a ride to the airport?
This is exactly what I want.
Just down graded it to a handjob, or a BJ from the sister i reckon.Unless of course it’s tassy.
I think they then invoke the “gas, grass or ass” clause. Mum would probably give some petrol money, unless she’s one of those mums from those reality cop shows, and hooked him up with some fat buds or a bag of ice.
Too Bogan? Come on. I didn’t say get some winnie blues and some mud flaps did i 
Note to self, stop smoking winnie blues