“Land rights for gay whales”
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You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain…
that car has balls
fuck-c@nts
or “Wanking, there is nothing better”
THIS! it keeps coming back to haunt me from many years past.
lol!!!
do this!
I love this thread and I love bogan stickers. Even have a southern cross on my ghetto AU Falcon ha ha
BIG STICKER PERFORMANCE
SIX APPEAL was another I was tempted to get. Being a 6 cylinder and all.
NARREWARREN in big old english text font would look pretty rude, or you could make up your own narrewarren crew (narreboys or such… probably already exists?)
i want to get stickers printed that say I’m a -well I wont say (to minimise offense to HLC), to stick under southern cross stickers on cars (preferably not while theyre in them)
Definitely get this:
Unfortunately the matching plates are spoken for:
Stickers for Bogans (or ‘Bogs’, as they used to be called here in the West):
(a) “Horn broken, use finger”;
(b) “Don’t laugh, it could be your daughter in here” (these are generally on the back of panelvans - a variation on the old “If this van is a rockin’, then don’t come a knockin”); and
(c) “Shoot ferals” (there’s a level of irony in this sticker that is lost on most of the people who put it on their car or ute).
My own favourite, which really isn’t a bogan/bog sticker, is “This space has been left vacant intentionally”.
Also, as a cyclist, be particularly careful of cars that have stickers which say:
(a) “I’d rather be sailing” (this means the driver is generally thinking about sailing rather than driving);
(b) “I believe in fairies” (this means the driver is off with the fairies and has only a tenuous grasp on reality);
(c) “The Goddess is dancing” (see above).
Also be wary of cars that have a ‘Baby on board’ sign, as the driver may be hormonal, or distracted by their baby, or more likely to drive arrogantly (because they are carrying a precious cargo, whereas you are a scum-bag cyclist that doesn’t deserve to be on their road) — and because those signs are generally attached to Volvo station wagons and large, expensive 4WDs.
“The south will rise again!”
saw a car in Brisbane, an old white Skyline to be exact with a sticker “Dying Fetus” on the rear window… My girlfriend was horrified, is it a band?
This… but Calvin (that’s who it is, of Calvin and Hobbes fame I believe) pissing on an Aerospoke.
The last few cars I’ve had “intimate moments” with have had one of these.
say it! ha ha ha unfortunately the space below my southern cross is taken up with an aufalcon.com sticker 
that might be more embarrassing
Grow a mo and get this.
Cheers for the suggestions hipster kids.
I’m getting two of these:
And then I’m gonna hit up a certain sexy forum member for a wu-tang symbol (pretty sure they call it a phoenix, yeah?)
For lolz, I had a big confederate flag sticker with “redneck” printed across it on the back window of my mini. I used to get tailgated heaps… I think I still have a spare one of those stickers around somewhere. I bought them in a shop in South Carolina, the guy running the place tried to recruit me and my brother for the local klan. true story…
