During the week I’m a bike messenger, and on the weekend I’m an amateur actor in an underwhelming f-grade mockumentory…
Now I see why Cameron Ling (0.05) retired from Geelong, he is now at one with his inner ‘bicycle’.
No one’s offended that you posted the vid: the vid itself is what offends. This thread is actually a pretty good outcome imho.
Group, hipster rides in LA, bombing hills in SF, “purest, truest form of bike riding”… Deja Vu anyone?
i’m with azz on this.
This will change your mind, hopefully.
It’s a macaframa trailer but it’s practically the same as a MASH movie scene. so awesome.
JLN -I also think that the mash soundtrack is way too wicked.
Nope. Juliette rocks
mash vid is better than macaframa.
i can’t even see it properly, the audio doesn’t match the video and it’s all jumpy. judging by the audio though, it sounds like the usual stuff people promoting fixed gear tarck riding say…
“You ARE the bicycle when you’re on a track bike”…best quote ever.
whats the best way to “cleanse” ones eyes after watching such garbage?
this is like the fuckin twilight of bike movies
Watch some really good porn.
I suggest just searching for James Deen on youjizz or youporn or redtube or pornhub.
is there any specific reason why you recommended a male actor
yeah im sus. i was tricked by meatspin, never again…
Very specific.
For ages, I wanted to watch a video where I wasn’t grossly turned off by the male talent.
Much like many females, I found the overly dominant, grotesque, seemingly women hating wierdo’s one of the major let-downs in heterosexual pornography.
Then I spot this guy, 
in a burning angel video.
How spunky is he?!
The girls in the clips seem to actually want his attention, thousands of women on tumblr love the guy, thousands of dudes like me out there can enjoy watching heterosexual porn!
Super straight guys apparently don’t like him because of the whole homophobia thing, they can’t be turned on by the guy even a little bit, oh no! There’s a link on my blog that explains that better, someone who actually knows their shit.
I read an article on him last week, is this the one you are talking about:
What Women Want: Porn and the Frontier of Female Sexuality - Lifestyle - GOOD
I never expected to come on here and see Blakey discussing porn stars with Mr Dylan…
Hmm, seems the article I posted is that article, but missing bits. Interesting, neccesary bits.
Are you less surprised that it’s a male though?