It’s the moustache. It’s irresistible.
Obligatory:
TC: Haven’t ridden in two weeks. Just went out into the garage and sat on a bike last night for five minutes.
TC: I’m pretty stoked to see my bike in pixel form on cycle exif.
Congrats 
Looks beautiful!
TC: Just discovered cycle exif Thanks - there goes my day!
thats what she said! BOOM!
FUCK
YES
I love terrible handjobs
DYLAN!!
g’day mate!
Dylan disappears from FOA for months, then reappears as soon as illicit terrible handjobs are mentioned.
Hi Dylan!
HEY GUYS
How’s a terrible handjob illicit? Terrible hand jobs are like the cutest thing anyone can ever do. You know when you have some cute young virgin not knowing at all what they’re doing, fumbling around, accidentally squeezing too hard, not knowing to spit on it, that kinda stuff? Hilarious, cute, hot, awesome.
TC: I’ve been told I’m GREAT at it bahahahaha
TC: I always wanted to be a pirate as a kid, but I’ve never even pirated a DVD or CD or anything. NFI how to illegally download. I would make the worst pirate, and it crushes my inner child.
Welcome back Dylan!!!
Just lend a mate a DVD. Same thing.
Pirate is about the inner man, not the outward deeds.
Yeah maybe I’m too nice to be a pirate. I like the debauchery and stuff but the theft and murder, and getting hung by the neck until dead, I don’t think I like that.
arr(!), mr baggins, your absence has been noted by few, yet felt by many.
If Dylan is back and Moccos is riding fixies again does this mean that summer will see the return of the fixed gear zen movement, 2008 style?
i’ll grab my coat…
All is right with the world.
Great to see Dylan posting again.