You’re welcome.
Espadrilles?
TC: I haven’t drunk any alcohol since the 3rd of July. While this isn’t the biggest confession, I realised that a) I don’t think I’ve been sober for this long for at least 10 years, if not longer and b) I really miss drinking. Not in a “I need to drink to get through the day”, but I miss the longneck I have at band practice, the post work beers at Treadly at the end of the week, a beer if we go out for dinner and drinking before playing a show. It’s been really hard. And I’ve been sick for the last week as well.
TC - i had two beers at Pushies, first in about 2 years iirc.
two more and i would have been asleep under a tree.
i broke my smug-o-meter on monday night.
riding the upfield bike path home after dark. came across two guys, one on foot and the other in a wheelchair.
my front dynolight cut-off was just above the wheelchair guy’s legs.
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I had to get off my bike and push today because the wind was so strong in the Swanston St wind tunnel. But then I couldn’t even push my bike against the wind and a tourist took photos of me on his iPad struggling. Fml.
^^Yep, was bad. Struggling into a headwind between intersections; nearly getting blown over by crosswinds going through intersections. That section between RMIT and Queensberry is particularly bad.
I had to ride a tri-bike complete with deep section rims at work, got blown across a whole lane, luckily no-one was coming, I also stopped an walked the remaining block.
ftfy
TC: Dunno what to make of Doomsday Preppers. Fascinating.
I’m eating a Continental Carbonara pasta pack.
It started out great, now, not so much…
I used to eat these things all the time back when I was a shitty teenager.
TC: I went on a lake loop yesterday and ended up drafting a rider that passed me for half of it.
Uploaded the ride to Strava and it says I rode with 1 other :0
Now he knows the name of the guy who never pulled a turn.
one from the email:
(i sometimes worry that i’m still going to be getting these sordid tales well into the next decade)
oh boy.
This week, I met the attractive, 24 year old virgin daughter of a customer.
today, she gave me her first handjob (which was terrible, but also not terrible).
I’m married, so this is pretty fucked of me.
she wants to take her cherry - she said she wanted to get rid of it for years …
(a reminder… you can send from an anonymous email, but if you don’t, i still run it through google translate a coupla times to make sure no one picks your syntax. this one went into spanish and back! i then delete the email forever)
WWWWOW that’s a juicy one!
also this.
Holy sheeeeeit.
TC: Nothing like that ever, ever happens to me. Especially not in real life.
TC: i daydream about things like this, but it has never happened to me either.
OTOH, i don’t envy the predicament.
Wowsers! Thats a doozy!
Not really a TC. Just a story about something that I laugh about every now and then. I have told my wife about it. She cracks up.
I had a girl crack on to me a few weeks ago when I was up in Sydney. After working all day I took advantage of the hotel facilities and had a late sauna (I love saunas… life goal is to have a house with one). After the sauna I had a shower and went out to catch the elevator - a lady (a client of mine) came out of the gym (older, very fit, ex body builder) and started asking me about my day etc. We exchanged pleasantries as the elevator door opened up to my floor.
Fast forward to the next day - I am working and she comes up to me and has a quiet word “I was going to ask you this last night but I was too nervous… So are you up for a sauna date tonight… same time?”
I was just stunned - fortunately for me I had a good excuse “Aaaah, I am actually flying home tonight”.
Her response “Your loss.” and she walked off. I was gobsmacked.
Aaaaaanyway. Fast forward to a week and a bit ago. We had a meeting back home and she rocked up - first thing she said to me in front of everyone… “Oh my god! The dream I had about you last night… wow”. Most awkward meeting ever.
I am heading up to Cairns on Thursday for a couple of weeks for the same job again. She is going to be there. I have my cougar spray packed.