or, you know, i could stop talking on the phone while driving.
Agreed, my wife is in here third year of being a primary school teacher. She is 31.
I hate spiders. My wife really hates spiders and often cries at the sight of them. When I saw this for the first time when we were dating, I jumped at the chance to impress her and removed the spider. I was calm on the outside, but inside I was having babies. She still thinks that I am not phased by spiders and every time I hear that scream of hers that says āholy fuckā¦ spiderā, I start to panic.
Fucking spiders.
Amazing idea. You gonna do it? Please say yes.
when you ask me like that, how can i say no?
We just spent 7k on built in wardrobes. Theyre nicely made dont get me wrong but there is a nice profit margin going on there. Do good work and charge well. People will always remember a good job a long time after they remember a cheap one
You forgot the add the part where you enjoy a nice cold can of Export 
I have been āworkingā on my girlfriends dads bike for the last month or so.
When I say āworkingā, I mean āits a piece of shit and I would rather trawl mindlessly thought the FOA pages and do shit on my own bikeā kind of working.
I donāt feel bad though, because it really is a piece of shit.
depends on how much you like your girlfriend i guess. some of the things iāve done for my wifeās fatherā¦
-when i was 8 or something thereabouts, i saw those phone sex (lol) ads in the newspaper and out of curiosity, called them a couple of times. Occasionally i would get to the stage of talking to a real person and i would freak out and hang up, especially if they opened with a question. I got destroyed by my parents when they saw the extra $50 charge on the phone bill, serves me right. They must have thought that i was going to become some sort of sexual deviant
-In year 4, there was this kid that always messed around with me, trying to piss me off. We got into a few fights and teachers could never really do anything to stop him. I threatened him with a stanley knife and i got suspended. What the hell was i thinking
-I chose to do a law/commerce degree because i had no interest/disliked all the options i had available to me and iām neutral towards the idea of commerce/law. After my first semester, iāve decided that i donāt particularly enjoy it, though i do manage to get distinctions with not much effort
-iāve never really tried very hard at anything in my life and itās pretty disappointing to my parents. The fact that i can get by rather easily with minimal effort does nothing for my motivation. I still feel like a useless piece of shit and a burden to my parents but not badly enough to make me work harder
Dylan - Iāve never met you, but being āaccusedā of being gay is all to common for myself. Study design and wear lycra on the weekends does thatā¦ oh, did I mention my last name is Lord?
I compartmentalize my life so nobody knows my full story.
I reckon Jono is a pretty rad guy.
I seriously lack confidence around girls I like. I never make the first move.
i slept with my sister
My best friend from ages 15-22 is now a self-made billionaire (or very, very close) and it sometimes makes me pretty angry that he earns more money in one day than I will earn in my entire life of shitty jobs and he hasnāt ever given me a gift or cash or something. Weāre still in contact and heās bought me two or three pub meals in the last few years but I feel like if I was in that position, Iād make sure my friends werenāt living a debt-riddled existence.
I know I shouldnāt be coveting his money but Iām just about to have to hock a bunch of shit to pay my past few yearsā taxes and it sucks.
True confession: I spend a lot of time thinking about how Iād spend my money if I had a nice windfall when I should be just getting work done and trying to help myself.
I had two x girl friends knock on my door when I was in my 20s once, drunk as skunksā¦ Iām like āwhat the fuck do you two want?ā Themā¦ āWeāve come to fuck youā¦ā Me āfuck offā¦ā Totally regret it too this dayā¦
Both were super hot and super dirty. Would have been a wild night. Stupid thing is I was sleeping with them both on and off any way, I was pissed at em for a reason I have no recollection of 
Dylan donāt sweat the stupid remarks of othersā¦ Your fucking kool and you will totally transcend the shits whoās company you find your self inā¦ Style and nice clothes are good things, some people just donāt understand thatā¦ And that at the end of the day isnāt your problemā¦
ftfy
Haha in your dreams cuz! Champagne, cashmere, campagnoloā¦ These are a few of my favorite things 
I actually love Kanye.
Me tooā¦
Masturbation - sex with someone you love.
I managed this exact situation in year 4 as well, the only difference being I was told to hand over the stanley knife sans suspension.
Henri, this will never happen again. Itās ok youāll be back to Australia soon.