Ginger beer or ginger beard
One or the other.
everything you eat for the rest of your life tastes like cabbage, or you have a cabbage for a hand.
an instagram full of jaffles, or an instagram full of cats?
This is by far one of the best threads ever created.
oh, there ya go, it got weirder.
chuntz, that cartoon is fucking bizarre.
That vid was rad.
The other episodes are worse.
Pretty close.
Thing is … given the content and ideas generated I’m surprised the film choices have been so mainstream and conservative.
Eraserhead by David Lynch should kick things off.
Film night is a nice idea, I’m gonna wait for the FoA flash mob invite and head down for that for sure.
I know, I watched a couple!!
part of the reason we chose premium rush is that the guy helping us out with a projector etc is keen on using HD stuff. anything less & he’s concerned about image quality being compromised. that’s why we couldn’t watch breaking away 
but if there’s interest for FOA Bizarre Movie Night, I’m sure that could be arranged. I’m hoping movie night becomes a staple in the calendar.
fart once per minute every minute for the rest of your life, or hiccup in the middle of every word you say for the rest of your life?
Well that’s a no-brainer. Hiccups suck, farting is great.
Spend the rest of your life with an achingly hard boner,or never crack a fat again?
yeah. duh.
Urinary incontinence, or fecal incontinence?
think about all those intimate moments you’ve had with your loved ones, quiet times just being together, holding each other tight, being all tender and in love… now add minute by minute honks from your butt. and then a sulfur-flavoured cloud of stink.
i’d take the hiccups.
male or female?
I had hiccups for a few days straight once, I wanted to top myself.
the choice does say “in the middle of every word” though - in this scenario, when you don’t speak, you don’t hiccup.