Where should I go for breakfast when I finish night shift?

I’m new around here, but it seems a bit incestuous. Is there a need for incesticide?

I think there is a Sliver of life left.

You’re gonna do alright on FOA mate, most people are subject to a Lake of Fire when they join.

All we need now is some lithium and a heart shaped box…

Why bother? Just come as you are.

careful, combining the two can give you a crazy Love Buzz

Some Pennyroyal tea should calm me down

This is one of the worst pun threads ever. Should’ve been ended while it was still in utero.

that’s just Dumb

Perhaps there was Something In The Way?

Oh that’s funny, coming from The Man Who Sold The World!

threads like this always Breed repetition.

Oh, The Guilt of trying to find an appropriate pun for ‘Rape Me’.

There’s not enough Bleach to clean that one up

Krist, Chaz. You always take it too far.

I’d like to blame my slow phone connection, but actually to be honest I think I’m dumb.

I’m sure we can School you on this

+1 for East Elevation. They make their own chocolate, a little pricey, but It’s good to splurge on a nice spring day when nature is in bloom.

someone plz make up a band name and album title and shop it over this, extra points for breakfast related terms:

me and Dave Grohl just hangin out, no biggie.