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^ Hilarious. Guy must have been mighty pissed when you passed him.

Best ride report in ages.

I don’t know but sounds painful

just noticed :

/\ I know… it’s fucking sad.

They’re a breed known as “Nodders” over in the YewKay

Why do - their legs move from side to side so much? Fella on my commute must wobble both legs at top of pedal stroke about 250mm sideways.

Strava has taken Wacky Cat 6 racing to a whole new level…

I like it when the thinking nothing of riding up one way streets the wrong way.

And wear hi-vis but with headphones in.

commuter hubbards are hilarious but not that annoying. at least they provide entertainment.

i find the endless nods and waves from MAMILS way more annoying.

their constant quest for acknowledgement and acceptance is more annoying than their attempts to get the #1 ranking on strava on some pointless 500m piece of flat straight road.

oh dear lord, yes! so many nods!

and i always think LOL JOKES ON YOU I’M A MEDIOCRE B GRADER AT BEST!?! I am a muppet.

I avoid eye contact as much as possible. Once you nod back, you’re in the club.

the drain club?

exactly

i dont have anything in common with these pricks, so we both ride bikes wow congratulations on being a freak too. i bet they wave to every car on the road. hey man we share a common bond, a common love of sitting in traffic while texting. a common love of motoring. you are like a brother to me in your car because i also drive a car. i understand what it is like to have a car. nod.

dont wave to me or nod in my direction unless i know you or unless we at least know each other’s names

I can’t wait till you arrive in Melbourne. I will know you from your refusing to look me in the eye as i nod at you repeatedly like a jack in the box.

you wont even see me because ill be in all black because thats what outlaws wear and i am an outlaw

la negro hombre

One of us, one of us, one of us…

are you even real or just a lulz vortex invented by the internet?

dunno

This is where James’ crush gets out of hand.

when a crush turns into a sex offence…