2014 WorldTour thread.

My 2 year old spells better than Jamesy.

I have noting to do with that graph.

and ‘tranquilo’ needs only one l in Spanish

who said berty was speaking spanish. He is also a great lover of tuscany. Bloody philistines.

From PEZ cycling news

“Alberto Contador: Spanish is so similar to Italian that one can pretty much understand everything, though Contador makes very little effort, speaking mostly Spanish. Every now and then an Italian term is thrown in for appearances. The media and fans like to play with his name “conta d’oro”, meaning count the gold or gold counts. Grade: NA”

Although I wouldn’t trust their linguistic awareness with statements such as those

“Spanish is so similar to Italian that one can pretty much understand everything”

Bloody hell , take a relax mate. I can speak italian, and understand most Spanish just through sensations. It’s the vibe of the thing.

Advantage berty

I don’t speak no Italian or Spanish. But the fingerbang, now that shit is universal.

dave is of course correct. Also note: no watts or froome

//youtu.be/H89XiE7GWao

Bert has started talking alot more English, so we can all calm down.

that pic is a bit dated

So, an increase in drug intake is often followed by a shirt removal, while sensations are magnified as less English is spoken. Watts remain unchanged though. QED.

Sensations do not obey chronological time, they are timeless.

this finally explains what happened to horatio that time he rode into that tunnel.

If ya got it, flaunt it

Que hombre, Horatio!

Fuck gaunt cyclist bodies